After finally securing funding to pay track safety workers(Well, okay, one guy, whose name is Teeter, with a beat up F150, a box of Band Aids, and an
ice pack leftover ice that will be chilling his 12 pack of Natty Light.) GASCAR has been given access to the short version of the Nurburgring GP circuit. Wells Fargo has taken a break from their busy schedule of repoing houses they don't hold the mortgages on to give GASCAR some funds to buy the previously mentioned 12 pack of Natty.
The race will be held on Sunday, September 1st @ 1005pm ET(note: This is after Breaking Bad.). We will start with a three lap qualifying session to determine starting order.
If you haven't declared your car, or worse yet begun testing, get a move on.
ps GASCAR is working on some prizes to celebrate what is likely the last championship on Forza 4.
Good thing its after breaking bad! Can't miss my Walter White action.
ReplyDeleteTop, do you have the GASCAR logo ready? We need to send that out to people.
ReplyDeleteTeeter?! When I gave you the controls we had one of those airplanes that drop retardant on wildfires. Now we have teeter....
ReplyDeleteYou mean that WWII biplane with only 5 out of six working cylinders? We knocked down so many walls at Indianapolis during the last oval race the track handed us a bill. We had to sell the airplane. Besides Ford was too hopped up on pain pills to fly the stupid thing from race to race. The whole thing became unworkable.
ReplyDeleteTeeter works for Natty Light and back rubs from Proof. Barring an influx of cash. That's what we've got.
Good news, everyone! I just talked to some of my contacts and received a new sponsorship from none other than Microsoft! I spoke directly with Steve Balmer himself and convinced him it was a great partnership (don't tell him otherwise, he was rather gullible). I'm afraid this is gonna have to be the MS Surface GASCAR Series but we get $499,999.99 to spend as we wish!
ReplyDeleteIm voting for a blimp.
Will there be any money left for an inflatable arm flailing tube man? Or maybe a bouncy castle?
ReplyDeleteI got a green one, yellow one, and a checkered one. We are forgoing flags this year.
Deletehttp://www.amazon.com/dp/B008MJFFO2/ref=cm_sw_r_an_am_ap_am_us?ie=UTF8
Anyone else have any requests? Safety items? Fun? I purchased teeter some ibuprofren so his first aid kit is almost complete
ReplyDeleteLogos will be ready tonight, do we want number plates? Because you know....uniform
ReplyDeleteYes. Number plates.
DeleteLogos will be ready tonight, do we want number plates? Because you know....uniform
ReplyDeleteumm, soo im clean and sober now but me and stauburst have to drive our cars to the track, may have sold off the truck for drugs last season, but if we win ill buy a new one, plus we signed a new sponsor deal with skoal after a dissapointing season with marlboro
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ReplyDeleteAndrettiFuel has signed a deal with Gosser Beer this season and will be supplying all alcoholic beverages to the drivers before and during the race. Be sure to refill your hello kitty sippy cups during your pitstop.
I know im technically an alternate right now but does anyone else on the outside want to team up?
ReplyDeleteUno, check with VinDoctor. XTerminator is bowing out due to school etc.
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