Sunday, December 19, 2010

Interview with the Champion

GASCAR: hello?

Ford: hi

GASCAR: How does it feel to win the GASCAR Championship?

Ford: feels great

GASCAR: this is your interview, more detailed answers please

Ford: feels like a giant weight has been taken off my shoulders, like ive done something amazing with my life, lol

GASCAR: Well that would be a first, now we don't have to give you that charity fluke that was your first championship

Ford: hahaha fuck you, did you finish second?

Viking: yeah

Ford: hows it feel to finish second to me twice, lol

GASCAR: I'm asking the questions here sir

Ford: lol

GASCAR: Do you have anything to say about your teammate, Top, and his contribution this season?

Ford: Top has been a great teammate and gives great vocal feedback on the develpoment of owr cars,  cant wait for next season and see if we can finish one and 2

GASCAR: Seeing as you have now won the GASCAR championship do you really have any goals left in life? or would suicide be an option cause it can only go downhill from here?

Ford: no, i wanna go for 3

GASCAR: I thought we just decided your first one doesn't count anymore

Ford: no, it does. Stop making me look bad in my interview dickhead

GASCAR: What do you attribute your massive improvement over the last two seasons too, considering you hadn't won a road race during the first 3 seasons?

Ford: I think it has to be the cars, I've just had better cars to drive and I've learned to settle down and take my time

GASCAR: How would you feel if I edited this part of the conversation to say that you thought everyone else has got worse?

Ford: No

GASCAR: So have you used "I'm the GASCAR champion" as a pickup line yet? and what were the results?

Ford: No, and I'd say I'm the gascar champion bitch

GASCAR: This is suppose to be a pick up line, your not going to rape them

Ford: lol

GASCAR: Since I asked this question to Top last year, who would you rather leave your girlfriend alone in a room with, Ben Roethlisberger or Kobe Bryant?
(silence)

GASCAR: hello?

Ford: Kobe

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Final Results from Mugello

More to come in future updates.
Finishing Order
1st - Mini*
2nd - Ford*
3rd - Viking
4th - Super
5th - Top
6th - Proof
7th - Vinny
8th - Bad

Finals Points Order
1st - Ford - 82 pts
2nd - Viking - 82 pts
3rd - Super - 78 pts
4th - Mini -75
5th - Top - 72
6th - Vette - 55
7th - Proof - 44
8th - Vinny - 36
9th - DJ - 28
10th - Bad - 16
11th - Hulking - 1

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Camino Viejo Results

1st - Super Demon Cow*
2nd - DJ*
3rd - Viking*
4th - Top
5th - Mini
6th - Vinny
7th - Ford
8th - Proof

Saturday, December 4, 2010